Greetings Fellow Earth Beings

Hello from planet Earth, Sol system, the Universe (at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it)
Name: John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt, his name is my n... oh, wait, it's Jon Best
DOB: 04/14/1966
Date Married: 04/14/2000 (yep, on my birthday so I couldn't forget aniversaries. Don't knock it, it's a system that worked for almost 16 years until....)
Date Widowed: 04/09/2016 (What, she couldn't wait five or six more days to die? How inconsiderate).
Children: me, none; my wife, 4 daughters...

Greetings Fellow Earth Beings

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